Welcome to the party, pal. It’s the night before Christmas and all New York cop John McClane wants to do is patch things up with his wife, Holly.

But smooth-talking Hans Gruber and his gang of terrorists have other plans, like hijacking the celebrations at LA’s Nakatomi Plaza.

Die Hard: the Movie, The Play is full of bare-footed action, danger and lo-fi special effects in a loving parody of a classic Christmas tale. Yippee-ki-yay, theatre-lovers!